Monday, April 14, 2014

Some people are just assholes...

Well... my day started off pretty good. With coffee and some work being done. A nice chat on Facebook with someone across the Atlantic. Then some asshole had to ruin the day for me with his constant whining and pretentious movie scripts and personal antics. He wants to be taken seriously but how can he be taken seriously when he is a psycho? 

This is an email he just wrote me:

"I will put a label on my film that's says "Stupid people - or people without emotions ( Most Americans ) won't understand this film and will interpret it as pretentious and pompous". Despite the fact that it's filmed conventionally and is a simple story on the surface , about a man fleeing civilisation and running away from his problems and going mad. I don't think you have actually read a film in screen play form in your life. You're a fucking idiot, surprisingly you are actually deep down just as dull and talentless as most of the human race that you isolate yourself from. The reason you isolate yourself is because you're aggressive and one dimensional and you look like a frog.  If you think you can judge me after that shit you churn out, ie some wanky lezzer film then you are mistaken. The reason I'm going places and have equipment is because I have talent, where as you have none. Even if you think my script is shit, people still pay me to make their films look pretty. Then again all the lights and make up in the world wouldn't make you look pretty.  Sent from my iPhone"

I don't even know how to respond to this type of crazy. So I just... didn't. It's sad though... Clearly this person does not live in the real world and is totally oblivious to the fact that he's a very caustic, abrasive and arrogant person who cannot take criticism. I hope he grows up (it's about time, don't you think?) and stops cyber-stalking people, because THAT is being psycho and socio. 

There's a lesson here: you can't be friends with people who don't love themselves. Mistreating people who STILL took the time to talk to them is sort of like self-punishment. Because, in the end, he'll be left with no one who will tell him the truth or give him an honest opinion. 

Good luck to him and good riddance. I (or any of you) don't need such abusive and negative people in your lives. Better to weed such people out and be happy than having to walk around on egg-shells trying to appease or stroke someone else's ego.


And he just sent me this other email:

"Go fuck yourself...go edit a film and make a website as your so talented. A monkey could learn final cut, which is why I pay a monkey like you to do it for me. What am I an octopus? I have to shoot the whole thing and edit it as well as direct, produce and write? That's not enough for demanding film school idiots like you? Do you think Hitchcock edited his own films? Erm...no. 

Sorry I was insulting women by saying they don't have logic. They're not very logical but they are usually emotional. You don't even have emotions. Your thick and blind. No wonder you work in computers. Like I said go watch Avatar, stay away from good films like "The machinist" directors like Bergman, Tarkovsky, Herzog, Lars Von Triar, anything that will upset your American emotionally retarded squirrel brain. Most Americans think they are much more talented and intelligent than they actually are. You're a prime example. 

Sent from my iPhone"



Too bad he can't spell. I still think his script sucks. But hey... what do I know? :)

And another email:
"You don't even belong in the same room with people like me. I will post you an invite from Cannes. Then at least you can be in the same room as people like me for one evening. Even if people don't like the script this film will succeed on the visuals and sound alone. It makes more sense than eraser head. So bite me yank. 

Sent from my iPhone"

I must be a psycho magnet. *sighs*

After telling one of my friends about it he said that this guy is super-boring and not at all an interesting cyber-troll. He says he's amazed at his pseudo-intellectual references to Herzog and Lars Von Trier. He also congratulates him on  knowing some directors that aren't mainstream and for that he is ALMOST clapping his hands... alone... in his room. :) 

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